For those of you wonder what I'd like for Xmas

I'm into the whole "12 Days of" thing, so here's my list...

12 Chia Martys

11 Urine B Gones

10 Smoking Roaches

9 Drunken Babies

8 Lo-Tech Lo-Jacks

7 Doggie Hoodies

6 Burger King babes

5 Finger Vibes

4 Flatulina CDs

3 Centerpiece Gourmets

2 Cupcake Crack Houses

And a Christmas Palm Tree